And a coloring page... this is what we call "Inskyfied"
Saturday, April 27, 2013
My twelve-year-old's latest adventure!
At 3:00 am, Dave woke up at the sound of zzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzt. As he walked out of the bed room, he saw that his roof was being sliced open by a laser then suddenly crashed on to the floor.
Then bright lights shined on to the floor.
Okay that's it! He ran up the stairs and got his shotgun. When he got back down the stairs there were two aliens in red and white space suits.
Dave aimed and shot. Boom-bang it didn't even make a dent!
Then the aliens turned and looked at Dave then aimed at him and...
Dave woke up to find himself in a small white room. He was lying on a flat bed like thing.
When he got up a man-like person walked up and said, "We've been watching you."
"You can speak English!" said Dave.
"Yes, we took you for a mission."
"My enemies have almost killed all of us-- you are the only one you can save us!"
"How?" said Dave
"Their radars can't pick you up. I want you to go in their ship and put a chip in a computer and then get out as fast as you can. Can you do that?"
"I will try," said Dave.
Dave was in a space suit and had a black laser gun. His code name was Stringer.
The alien putting Dave in the suit said, "You will go in a 45x rocket pod, which is invisible to radar. The pod will take you a half a mile from their ship. From there you need to get in somehow."
Dave rocketed out of the ship an hour later in the pod. It landed three hours later. Dave got out and walked around then walked north for a hour.
There was a 50 yard high, 200 yard long, 50 yard wide space battleship. Dave saw a door the size of a car open up and a rover came out. Dave quickly ran over and snuck in as the door shut. Four aliens saw him and started shooting at him.
He quickly rolled over to a wall and shot back and killed one, then ran over to a shelf then shot out the side ziit, ziit, ziit, ziit and got them. Then a loud sound came out of what ever and an army came up behind Dave. Then he ran down a stairway and found the computer room. He looked for the red one and then put the chip in then ran for a big red button. He thought was the big door button. He pushed it then the door opened and he ran out for his pod. Then they stared shooting but he ran away.
Dave got in the pod and rocketed away then boooooooommm their ship exploded!!!!!
Monday, April 22, 2013
A display for privacy lattice. Look at the cool way they arranged the color samples!
"That should be a quilt pattern"
It probably is, I just don't know what it's called.
I tricked Electric Quilt into cooperating with this by making the diagonal "block" two inches square and the plain fabric "sashing" four inches wide :-)
It should be pretty easy to make...
Monday, January 21, 2013
I used fabric strips and a size Q crochet hook, for the "braided rug" look.
I made one of these many years ago, but it didn't last long. First time I put it through the washer it came undone in several places. This time I used only large pieces of leftover fabric and cut them into huge spirals, to minimize joining, and whenever I had to join a new strip, I made sure to overlap by six or eight inches so that it was wound through two complete stitches. (I'd meant to SEW all the strips together this time for security, but you know about good intentions. I think this will stay together!!)
Boy, it goes fast! It's also hard work! Wrestling a hook that large requires shoulders, not just fingers! So I only worked on it a little here and there. It was still done really fast.
The pattern is just single crochet all around, with two sc in each of the six points.
An expert knitter was making one of these and I expressed admiration, and she wrote down the pattern from memory for me.
I tried. I would make one section come out right, and end up with the number of stitches I was supposed to have, about 1/5th of the time. No fun.
The internet gave me a bunch of similar patterns, with varying sets of instructions, several of which... I tried.
I'm obviously the lamest knitter on the planet, that or I just can't count.
I finally figured out what I needed was a list of how many stitches I'm supposed to HAVE at a given moment (not how many I'm supposed to remove) on every single row.
I wrote it out for myself in knitting-kindergartener language and crossed off each row with a pencil as I completed it, and voila! Success!
Here's my easy no-fail version for any other baby knitters out there :-)
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The Cotton Knit Dishcloth (Written out with numbers)
From a pattern by Marion Torgerson, that I rewrote to make it easier to keep track
worsted weight cotton yarn, size 7 US needles
Cast on 15 stitches
row 1: knit across. (ends with 15 sts on needle)
row 2: k3, yo, k11, leaving 1 st, turn.
row 3: knit across. (ends with 16 sts on needle)
row 4: k3, yo, k11, leaving 2 sts, turn.
row 5: knit across. (ends with 17 sts on needle)
row 6: k3, yo, k11, leaving 3 sts, turn.
row 7: knit across. (ends with 18 sts on needle)
row 8: bind off 3 sts, k2, yo, k8, leaving 4 sts, turn.
row 9: knit across. (ends with 16 sts on needle)
row 10: k3, yo, k8, leaving 5 sts, turn.
row 11: knit across. (ends with 17 sts on needle)
row 12: k3, yo, k8, leaving 6 sts, turn.
row 13: knit across. (ends with 18 sts on needle)
row 14: bind off 3 sts, k2, yo, k5, leaving 7 sts, turn.
row 15: knit across. (ends with 16 sts on needle)
row 16: k3, yo, k5, leaving 8 sts, turn.
row 17: knit across. (ends with 17 sts on needle)
row 18: k3, yo, k5, leaving 9 sts, turn.
row 19: knit across. (ends with 18 sts on needle)
row 20: bind off 3 sts, k across row (ends with 15 sts on needle)
Repeat these 20 rows seven times, draw up the center and sew together.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
At the last free swap, I made a beeline for a lady I knew was a source of fabric. She passed me the two bags of it that she had brought, and I took them away unopened.
There is NOTHING more fun than washing and ironing out a whole pile of new fabric.
Several were a whole yard or two, best suited for sashing or future-grandbaby dresses. But my favorite part of the deal actually isn't the large pieces. I like the little scraps and strings the best! They keep me calm for a long time, washing, sorting, ironing, and arranging in my string box.
That one chunk of quilt-shop quality butterfly fabric was easily the coolest piece in the two bags!
See, I have a new ironing board cover! Isn't it pretty? Especially compared to the old one which was burned and stained, but still had its picture posted all over on the internet!
There's my box of scraps, revitalized with fresh stock!
Monday, October 22, 2012
The computer guys said, "If you're going to fry your motherboard, you might as well do it right!"
I love it when computer guys approve of me.
Anyway with all my drafts on a C: that I haven't bothered to remove from the carnage yet, as well as my recent photos since the last backup, I haven't a lot to say.
How about some nonsense? I love random quotes. Here we go.
My footwear is usually pretty not exciting. I'm that boring type who will wear comfortable, ugly shoes.
Here's the opposite!
Andrea wanted to go in Charlotte Russe and try on ridiculous shoes, so I tried some on, too :-)
The slinky shoes are perfect with the church lady dress, eh?
At Payless Shoes they had some boots that actually stood out as a possibility.
Sixty bucks for made you-know-where, and that's a bummer, but I do need them.
Gone are the days when I used to get a pair of $200 Land's End boots every couple years, black leather, waterproof-in-the-tanning, Thinsulate and cushioned footbed, made in USA!
My most recent boots were Timberland, and are still going strong and waterproof, but they do look a bit too biker-chick for me, and are now starting to look old.
I'd like to have some presentable boots around just in case I suddenly need to go somewhere nice. So I got them.
Good luck at the Goodwill, for Karen:
I was a little jealous! Those are cute shoes!
And then next time at the Goodwill, there were some for me...
They are totally ME complete to the topographic maps on the bottom! They are comfortable! And they were $10. Win!
No idea where I could ever wear that dress, but I bought it anyway!
Thursday, October 4, 2012
I picked up some smooth little rocks at the beach, with the nifty idea of coloring on them with colored pencil. Wouldn't that be pretty? It didn't work out as lovely as I had imagined, because I'm not much of an artist.
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
This year all the health nuts have titanium cookware, apparently.
I did love my cast iron! It's so well seasoned I hardly ever wash it, only wipe with a paper towel. Cast iron makes things taste delicious. Here's a photo of my wonderful breakfast, which I took just for joy of my cast iron pan before I was told I couldn't use it any more. Why can't I use it any more?
I went to the doctor, for the first time I can remember. I don't really like the whole medical subject, it gives me the creeps. I do the best I can, of course; I watch these videos that tell me what to eat, and I try, because I want to live as long as possible. But I don't want to know the science and I don't want to hear the bad news. Better to continue in happy ignorance as long as possible.
Thanks be to God, there was no bad news. My test results were all in the middle of normal, except for two results that were out of range: I had too much "good cholesterol", which made the doctor shake her head and say, "Well, I guess that means you'll never have a heart attack." And I had too much iron in the blood.
Cooking with cast iron is good for you because it provides dietary iron, but there can be too much of a good thing (and I have always scraped at it very enthusiastically with the spatula while cooking).
So I didn't resist the titanium thing too much.
MADE IN GERMANY. For $100 it had better be magnificent... and it is!
It's not lightweight. It's titanium coating over a base of solid aluminum, and is even heavier than the cast iron. (I've taken note of instances in movies where people use cast iron frypans as weapons. My favorites are Samwise in LOTR, Marian in Raiders of the Lost Ark (that was so cute), and Martin in Grosse Point Blank. This pan would be an even more effective conking instrument!)
I've never had a pan that heats up this evenly, or is so beautifully non-stick.
The most surprising thing was when I saw the edges of the eggs waving back and forth-- they had cooked and then lifted away from the pan, and the edges were blowing in the breeze created by the heat coming from beneath them! "Well, I never!"
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
How about that! I haven't posted in my blog since June!
Let's have some miscellaneous. Starting off with warm and silky...
The world's most tolerant kitty. Look at the kitty gloves!
Another RV masterpiece spotted in the Wal-Mart parking lot. No, really. I love it. If I ever fall on hard times and still have my health, this will be me.
Found in an antique shop: a scoop with metal gears that won't fail six months after buying, and a strainer with the holes only in the bottom, for draining something into a container.
Cotton dishrag x playing =
How fiendish can a candy section get? We stand there and watch the choo-choo train while the sugar communicates with our bloodstream. Nice. The word "organic" in the sign means there's better things to eat far over toward the right of the photo, but unfortunately the train is here.
And political commentary! I found this in a homeschool textbook. Just cross out Rome and write United States, and isn't this basically what happened?
Here's me carrying a bouncy inflatable rolling play thingie (no idea what to call it). The photographer titles this photo, "Thought Bubble."