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Here's the Barbies of my youth

The first Barbie I ever had was a vintage Midge. I didn't know where she had come from, and I wasn't positive that she was mine. She would have been my favorite, since she was a blue-eyed brunette like me. 


When they were first going to get me a Barbie as a gift, I wanted one very like that Midge, only my own. I told them I didn't want a blonde and I didn't want her to be smiling with teeth. 

So they bought the 1977 Superstar Barbie. 

That's the beauty of these prescribed celebrations that include mandatory gifting. 
If they can't find the gift I wanted, but they feel they HAVE TO buy something, they buy the very thing I said I didn't want, bring it home, wrap it, and gift it to me while watching with critical expectation. Any reaction other than delight gets charged with "rudeness" and "spoiled little brat!" 
The kids are supposed to get with the program and pretend to be delighted with the very thing they were dreading you were going to bring home and asked you NOT to. 
So, they ASK us what we want - then sentence us to NOT get that thing (because the money's already been spent on THIS and the occasion is over) - and expect us to act happy. 
Where to even begin. 

Okay. Yes. She's pretty. Prettier than I am. There she is, on the left, in her original dress. 

On the right is Pink and Pretty Barbie, IIRC. 

Middle is Hispanic Barbie. I didn't know the implications in 1980. I had always loved Wonder Woman's black hair and blue eyes, so this was a way of getting at least part of the formula. 

It wasn't until 1992 that I found a Western Stampin' Tara Lynn with black hair and blue eyes, and of course bought her instantly, for my then-baby daughter to grow into. She became well loved and I have no idea where she ended up. Here's a pic from the internet.


That one's even more like me, with the dilated eyes! People always remarked on my eyes, from my earliest days, and when I was a teenager, asked if I was on drugs. Nope. It's just neurodiversity. 

Okay. Here's Golden Dream in her original swimsuit. 

The white top and pink skirt, I vaguely remember came with a Miss Flair clone. They were kinda small and barely fit on Barbie. 

The white and black dress I think was Mattel and it was so difficult to get on! 

The blue handkerchief hem dress was made by my sister. She and Mother made me one each, about the same time. Mother's was a white strapless peasant wedding dress with crystal sequin trim, but it came apart. 

That pink dress came with the old Midge doll. 

On the right is a Mattel dress. 

The crochet pieces were original little me. 

The shiny skirt and top in the center were from Ms Flair, too, I believe. They're modeled on a Starr doll because she was the only one that fit into them. 

I made that black vest from a piece of fake leather from a discarded purse.  


The white peasant eyelet dress and crochet jumper were from a gift shop in some small town in Eastern WA back in the early 80s. 

Green dress, Mattel vintage. 

Starr doll original outfit. 

Beauty Secrets Barbie, part of her original gear. 

Red and blue 60s Mattel dress with the trim added to cover up some damaged places.  


The red and blue paisley folkish looking thing was Mattel 80s. 
Totally don't remember where the dotted dress came from, or the red too-sheer one. 
Spanish Barbie's original outfit, which was another reason I wanted her - to get that strikingly Germanic dress! 

The black shawl came with Spanish Barbie. The blue and white, and red and white, wide-brim hats were from a clone four-pack. Green crochet swimsuit and the red crochet cap just beneath it came from that same E. WA gift shop. Neither fit very well, but they were still cool. 

On the right is a pink sock that I cut and hemmed, and tacked black lace over. It actually looked pretty cool when it was on a doll. 

The red and blue tutu skirt and and the tan and yellow skirt were crocheted by little me using worsted yarn. Pink swimsuit (negligee? onesie?) came with Beauty Secrets and should have been on her in the photo above. And that yellow braid is hers. The grey blob in center left was my attempt at a revolution era mob cap. 


Here's rather a mess that includes some small dollhouse sized appliances I found at a craft shop and was tickled with. There's a tiny clear plastic box with tiny printed fairy tale books with real pages and extremely short stories. 

Notice the white boot and the tall brown boot. One of the white boots (an off brand) had split. The mate of the brown boot had been missing for a long time, but I still liked them so much I kept the one as a souvenir. (I'm descended from a daddy who had a little box in his desk with pens that didn't work any more but had been really cool back when they worked.) 

There's the card that came on the package of Ken's Blue Chip Dressing suit. I had 1981 Western Ken with the white and black outfit, and horses Dallas and Midnight. Baby girls ended up with the horses. I don't remember where Ken went, but he survived long enough for me to record in the diary that I heard a yell - "Mom! Come quick! The boys are hitting each other with a Ken doll and a hammer!" 
That struck me as so funny that I laughed all the way to save them. 

Center bottom white and yellow floppy hat is all that's left to show I ever had a Pretty Changes Barbie.  

The child's finger is pointing at the only Superstar Barbie shoe left. 

The yellow ones might've been from Pretty Changes, too.  


The Chicken Song

This is what the internet is for! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

 

 

 

Random Inspiration: DeAnna Price at hammer throwing trials

Without Facebook I'm just going to have to post a lot more here! 

So this is today's entertainment. I don't follow any kind of sports, but looked up Deanna Price out of curiosity after noticing a photo of her in an article about someone in the same sport who is NOT a good role model. Never mind that. 

I was mostly curious what the sport looked like, then I found this adorable tank of a woman! She is so very STRONG, but somehow also dainty, and her determination, cheerfulness and passion shine through along with her warrior yell. It's a cool video. Have a look. 




Just a Couple Random Funnies and Quotes

I fried my computer... yes, I knew about that fan on the video card going out... it was making noise and working intermittently, but to-do lists and priorities and motivation being what they are, the fan eventually failed.  The video card overheated and blew up the motherboard.  Capacitors melted.  Chaos reigned.
The computer guys said, "If you're going to fry your motherboard, you might as well do it right!"

I love it when computer guys approve of me.

Anyway with all my drafts on a C: that I haven't bothered to remove from the carnage yet, as well as my recent photos since the last backup, I haven't a lot to say.

How about some nonsense?  I love random quotes.  Here we go.






Being old doesn't seem so old now that I'm old.    (Boy ain't that the truth!!!)

To err is human. To ARR is pirate!

In a perfect world, a man could fix all his relationship issues with WD-40 and duct tape.
(But wait a second, can't he?)

BUTTONS:

Why do they call it "unwanted fat"? Like anyone really wants it.
Old enough to remember when LOL meant absolutely nothing
Help! I'm making mistakes faster than I can learn from them!
Dealing with people like you only makes me stronger.
Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.
Disturbingly strange, but ultimately loveable.
I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat.
Nice piercings! Good luck finding work.
Now my little voices are texting me!
The older I get, the more ridiculous you all seem.
Will Work For Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars
The worst things in life are also free.
Am I the only one here without a tattoo or a fish hook in my face?
Do you take me for an idiot? I get that a lot.
I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap
Having a job interferes with my plans for world domination
Am I fired yet?
Don't worry, our staff is accustomed to dumb questions!
Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Shut up and let me practice my people skills!
I THINK, therefore I'm overqualified to work here.
Talk nerdy to me.
I'm meeting my needs by ignoring your needs.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
My life is a bizarre combination of chaos and pizza.
It's easier to answer their dumb questions now than to correct their dumb mistakes later! 





Seattle Doesn’t Get That Much Rain

Today I found this :-)

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/04/seattle-doesnt-get-that-much-rain/

Seattle Doesn't Get That Much Rain


Today I found out that Seattle doesn't really get that much rain compared to most U.S. cities. In fact, Seattle ranks 44th among major U.S. cities in average annual rainfall, getting approximately 38 inches annually. Cities that get more rainfall than Seattle include such as Houston Texas (48 inches), New Orleans (60 inches), Mobile AL (65 inches), Memphis (52 inches), Nashville (48 inches), and pretty much every major city on the eastern seaboard, such as New York (43 inches), Philadelphia (41 inches), Miami (58 inches), and Boston (44 inches).

So why does everyone not from Seattle think to go outside in Seattle without an umbrella is tantamount to committing suicide? Partially because of the entertainment industry producing things like Sleepless in Seattle, Frasier, and the like which portray it as such. (Along with always showing a Seattle skyline where somehow the space needle is by far the tallest thing in Seattle. Even though the Space Needle is actually about average in height compared to the 25 or so skyscrapers in Seattle; coming in at about 600 feet including the needle. With Seattle possessing quite a few skyscrapers around the same height and 6 skyscrapers taller than it; including the Columbia Center at 937 feet, which has more floors, 76, than any building in the U.S. west of the Mississippi River and is the 20th tallest building in the United States).

But the primary root of this rainy misconception really lies in that Seattle has a relatively high amount of days per year with precipitation (158), compared to such places as New York (119), Boston (127), and Nashville (119). All cities that get an average of about 16% more rain per year than Seattle, but also average between them about 36 less days a year of precipitation. So it rains a lot less in Seattle, but is spread out over about a month more of days than those cities. This is why almost no native Seattle-ite carries an umbrella generally. When it does rain, it tends to be a very light drizzle that isn't bothersome. It almost never really "rains" as most people from places like Alabama, Boston, or the like think of rain. On top of that, it never really storms in Seattle either. Seattle gets an average of a mere seven days a year where thunder is heard, for instance.


Another contributing factor is that Seattle doesn't have a very uniform distribution of cloudy or rainy days from month to month like Boston, New York, and many other major U.S. cities have. As a rule, it pretty much is cloudy with occasional light drizzles from October through March in Seattle. Then from April through September, Seattle gets almost no rain and from June through September almost no cloudy days. Makes for a very nice climate if you don't like large changes in weather. Around 45 degrees Fahrenheit and cloudy in the winter, with only an average of 8 light snow days, and around 75 degrees Fahrenheit and sunny in the summer.

So how does this city that is right next to the Puget Sound and relatively close to the Pacific Ocean manage to have such a mild climate and get so little rainfall, yet have so many more cloudy days than places like New York and Boston? Seattle-Tacoma (Tacoma being a neighboring city that most rain estimates include in estimating Seattle's annual rainfall) is protected by the Olympic Mountains where the Olympic National Rain Forrest is located. The Olympic mountains and rain forrest, about 80 miles to the west of Seattle on the Olympic Peninsula, gets a staggering 142 inches a year of rain coming off the Pacific Ocean. This trims off most of the precipitation coming from the ocean before it gets to Seattle. On the other side, Seattle's climate is protected from arctic air by the Cascade Range which is a major mountain range East of Seattle extending from Washington down to Northern California.

So in short, if you like sunny not too hot summers, mild winters but with lots of cloudy days, and ridiculously beautiful scenery everywhere you turn, Seattle's the place to be. If you like more evenly distributed cloudy vs sunny days throughout the year and hate nature, then not so much. Either way, if you visit Seattle, don't bring an umbrella. People will look at you funny. Unless you want to visit the Rain Forrest; then definitely bring an umbrella, strong bug spray, and try not to get lost; the animals will eat you.



Got this from Wikipedia:

Downtown Seattle averages 71 clear (sunny) days a year, with most of those days occurring between May and September[65]
Seattle's climate is usually described as Oceanic or Marine west coast, with fairly mild, wet winters and very warm, dry summers. Like much of the Pacific Northwest, according to the Köppen climate classification it falls within a cool, dry-summer subtropical zone (Csb), with 'cool'-summer Mediterranean characteristics.[66] Other climate classification systems, such as Trewartha, place it firmly in the Oceanic zone (Do).[67]
At 944mm (37.17 in.), in reality, the city receives less precipitation annually than New York City (1201 mm, 47.28 in.), Atlanta (1290 mm, 50.79 in.), Boston (1055 mm, 41.53 in.), Baltimore (1038 mm, 40.87 in.), Portland, Maine (1128 mm, 44.41 in.), Jacksonville, Florida (1304 mm, 51.34 in.), and most cities on the Eastern Seaboard of the U.S. Seattle was also not listed in a study that revealed the 10 rainiest cities in the continental United States. This is due largely to Seattle's dry summers, which result in statistically moderate annual accumulations. Seattle receives the largest amount of rainfall of any major (pop > 250,000) U.S. city in November, and is in the top 10 through Winter, but is in the lower half of all cities June–September. Thunderstorms are rare. Seattle reports thunder on just seven days per year[70] For comparison, Fort Myers, Florida reports thunder on 93 days per year Kansas City 52, and New York City 25.


Between October and May, Seattle is mostly or partly cloudy six out of every seven days[65]

Run!

"And every man that striveth for the mastery is temperate in all things. Now they do it to obtain a corruptible crown; but we an incorruptible.  I therefore so run, not as uncertainly; so fight I, not as one that beateth the air: But I keep under my body, and bring it into subjection: lest that by any means, when I have preached to others, I myself should be a castaway." 

"Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us..."


Cinderella With Pictures by Ruth Ives

I remember that name because my sister had the Wonder Book Sleeping Beauty with pictures by the same artist.  I used to LOVE looking at them when I was little!

Imagine how tickled I was to stumble across this! This lady has kindly reproduced the whole story plus the gorgeous illustrations.

http://bjtanke.com/Cinderella%201954/index.htm

Hope the link works… that’s a space between Cinderella and 1954  🙂


This is what a blog is for

It's to post that kind of nonsense that I really REALLY just WANT to share with everybody I know, but can't quite reconcile with my conscience putting it into their inboxes.
If I put it on my blog and they waste ten seconds of their life reading it, it's nobody's fault but their own.
So. Here we are:

US shopper charged $23 quadrillion for cigarettes

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/16/man-buys-cigarettes-23-quadrillion

A shopper in the US city of Manchester, New Hampshire, says he swiped his debit card at a petrol station to buy a packet of cigarettes – and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.

Josh Muszynski checked his account online a few hours after the purchase and saw the 17-digit number - a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500.

He said he then spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the string of numbers – and the 15 dollar overdraft fee.

The bank reportedly corrected the error the following day.

LOL kittehz!!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Can't believe I spent that much time looking at the "kitteh" pictures and laughing... oh they're cute though!

...even the bad grammar's cute.