Spotted this in the grocery store tonight and laughed so hard I barked. Darling turned around to see what was wrong.
I remember a joke "If you know what Pace Extra Mild Picante Sauce tastes like, you might be a white chick." Yep, I might be, and here's my salsa, labelled accurately.
He says, "Timid! That's you! Until somebody offends you."
:-)