Monday, October 22, 2012

Just a Couple Random Funnies and Quotes

I fried my computer... yes, I knew about that fan on the video card going out... it was making noise and working intermittently, but to-do lists and priorities and motivation being what they are, the fan eventually failed.  The video card overheated and blew up the motherboard.  Capacitors melted.  Chaos reigned.
The computer guys said, "If you're going to fry your motherboard, you might as well do it right!"

I love it when computer guys approve of me.

Anyway with all my drafts on a C: that I haven't bothered to remove from the carnage yet, as well as my recent photos since the last backup, I haven't a lot to say.

How about some nonsense?  I love random quotes.  Here we go.

Being old doesn't seem so old now that I'm old.    (Boy ain't that the truth!!!)

To err is human. To ARR is pirate!

In a perfect world, a man could fix all his relationship issues with WD-40 and duct tape.
(But wait a second, can't he?)


Why do they call it "unwanted fat"? Like anyone really wants it.
Old enough to remember when LOL meant absolutely nothing
Help! I'm making mistakes faster than I can learn from them!
Dealing with people like you only makes me stronger.
Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.
Disturbingly strange, but ultimately loveable.
I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat.
Nice piercings! Good luck finding work.
Now my little voices are texting me!
The older I get, the more ridiculous you all seem.
Will Work For Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars
The worst things in life are also free.
Am I the only one here without a tattoo or a fish hook in my face?
Do you take me for an idiot? I get that a lot.
I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap
Having a job interferes with my plans for world domination
Am I fired yet?
Don't worry, our staff is accustomed to dumb questions!
Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Shut up and let me practice my people skills!
I THINK, therefore I'm overqualified to work here.
Talk nerdy to me.
I'm meeting my needs by ignoring your needs.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
My life is a bizarre combination of chaos and pizza.
It's easier to answer their dumb questions now than to correct their dumb mistakes later! 


Jessica said...

LOL, that first sign is exactly how I feel that this moment. I normally give 100% every day. But, I'm to tired this morning to care.

~j3ss1ca (Swap-Bot)

Anna said...

These are great! Thanks for sharing. And that's awesome about your weightloss. I've been trying to get more healthy, but it's hard to fit into my lifestyle so I don't keep with it. What you describe is doable!

GrammaG20 said...

I love the sign about getting old, since I'm getting old! But, all the signs are funny! Thanks for tickling my funny-bone.

GrammaG (swap-bot)

Pyszczucha said...

I like this a lot - random quotes are so funny and your selection really made me smile (: I hope your computer will be 'cured' somehow.

(Follow me #7 - ladybehemot)

smadronia said...

3% on Friday? That sign would work for me, especially this Friday. I fell out of my stupid truck and banged up my face. The amount of caring I have for work right now sits at -10%.

Stephanie - Follow me #7

Janel said...

Oh dear, Stephanie, that's awful. Are you badly hurt? Are you going to be okay? Are they paying to fix you up? You should get some days off at least.
I'm looking around at your sites and blogs to see if any have personal updates...